How to Seduce a Chick

Ok let's face it. Men want to seduce women in order to take off their clothes and have sex with them. And the ideal would be to seduce them as quickly as possible. It's all about testosterone. Men prioritize according to their sexual needs and that's a fact. But how to seduce a woman quickly and efficiently?

Here are some key concepts you should have in mind:

1. Think like a woman. This is hard of course, but the idea is to start slowing things down. Women are really clever sensitive and they sure know what men want. Be smart. Do not ask her to go to bed with you on your first date. By slowing down the process of seducing a woman you are already ahead of most of your competitors.

2. Make plans. Women love men who know how to plan things. In order to seduce a woman you must have some sort of plan. Send her an invitation for a dinner you or someone else will prepare. Send her a romantic e-mail (not sexual but romantic and sweet). Leave an envelope with a mysterious and meaningful message to her doorway. Make sure she knows that you are working hard on seducing her. They just love men who keep trying and make plans to seduce them.

3. Buy her a gift. All women are seduced by gifts even if they don't let it show. You don't have to buy an expensive gift. Buy her a book, a chocolate or something like that. You get the point. A good idea would be to buy her a book with sweet and romantic quotes. Show her that she comes first. This is a great way to seduce a woman.

4. Start talking. Make her laugh. Women just love to laugh, it's a fact. They are seduced by men with a quality sense of humor. But do not over do it. Don't talk so much about yourself or your accomplishments. Don't be selfish. Open your mind. You are not the only man in the world. This is critical. Stay focused on her thoughts and acts. Learn from her.

5. If you manage to touch her don't go for her pants straight away. Be sensual and passionate. Most women love to be touched in various places like their necks and shoulders. Again, slow down the process. Make them wonder why you are so different from all other males who just want to make a woman take her clothes off. Resist the temptation!

6. You want to know more on how to seduce a woman. I know. So stick to the good old "Ladies First". This applies everywhere. Especially in the bedroom. Try your best to please her first. If you are stuck, ask her what would please her. If you give her the ultimate pleasure first you are a winner. You got her. She will beg you for more. And then she will do her best to give you pleasure. And we all know what that means.

 

I know you wish you could attract any woman and have total control over her. And here's a solution if you're having problems with female encounters.

How to make a girl want you

How to make a girl want you

It seems that the biggest problem guys encounter is how to make a girl want you. The mentality of most guys is that only men like women initially… and somehow you have to convince them to like you in return. This fallacy has propelled men into trying to ‘win over’ women, as seen in so many Hollywood movies.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the rule, but rather the exception.

 The general rule is that women are attracted as much as men to new people they meet throughout their lives. Its just that most women are used to being approached, so they won’t be as pro-active about talking to a guy they like. For men, its a different story.

They are used to being ignored by women, and that further propels the myth that women aren’t attracted to men. So with that frame of mind, they approach and converse with women with the “I need to make her like me” mindset. This is awful !

There is nothing worse than a person that is “Trying to make you like him!”

The first rule to getting someone to like you is to be at LEAST their equal in terms of status. A healthy relationship has both partners doing things for each other. One partner might work while the other raises the kids, one might cook and the other might build the deck and so on.

However, this is often taken out of context. If you’re at a bar, and a girl asks you to buy her a drink. She’s testing you to see if you’ll do as she bids. Why WOULD you buy her a drink ? The only context that this might be socially acceptable would be if the guy proposed: “hey, let’s get some drinks and then he casually bought hers.” By the way, if ever in doubt if you should pay or not when ordering something together… then pay.

The second rule of getting a girl to want you is to tease her! Teasing done right is flirting. If you’ve ever seen a cat jump viciously at a ball of string dangling from a height, then you’ll know how teasing works. It’s playful, fun, challenging and very addictive at the same time.

If you want to learn how to make a girl want you, look at how women make guys want them. They dress up in attractive clothing, move in sensual ways, ignore guys, allude to your imagination and act aloof. Attraction is subtle, and girls seem to master the art. My best advice would be to befriend an attractive girl and pay attention to what attracts you to her.

Constructive comments are welcome

Men fake it ALL the time!

Women think only THEY can fake it and that THEY are masters of the faking game. Well SISTAHS I'm sorry to have to burst your little burble. But MEN have been FAKING it all this time! I know I am a man! 

Yyou meet a lovely looking creature and say to yourself " Hey! Thats a nice looking gal! I wish I could take her to bed!" But since we are men, start the faking game! Take her to the movies, buy her presents, hangout with her dumb loud friends etc just to get inside her pants!

You know all those nice sexy little sms's and calls? Does not mean anything! Just part of the routine!

What about sex? You know how many men actually  think of other things during sex? Well all of them! Why do you think men sleep immediately after?

We MEN have eaten all sots of unrecognisable and foul conconctions just to keep our women happy! "Darling that was the best meal ever!!" Translation: Cant this woman even cook!

Men have been faking it since Adam and it does'nt look like things are about to change. As long as women think they have one over us I can only say DREAM ON SISTAHS.

Hot Face or Hot Body?

I've asked my guy friends this question: would you rather date someone with a hot body but okay face, or hot looking with an okay body? and this is the response I've gotten back.

"Depends on if it's strictly for sex or if I'm in a relationship. If it's only for sex, definitely the hot body. But if it's a long term relationship, definitely the hot looking face."

Hmm, makes me wonder. Does a pretty face fare better than a hot body in the long run when it comes to relationships versus flings and the dating scene marathon?

Who would you choose?

Comebacks for Nerdy Pick-up Lines

I've seen other blogs that have listed these, and I've heard people joke about how awesome they are. But like the true geek that I am, I have comebacks for these:

Guy:  I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Girl: Sorry, you're my asymptote.

Guy: I wish I was your integral, then I could fill the area under your curves.
Girl: My integral is improper, and in this case, it fails to exist.

Guy: I'd like to see what's under your radical.
Girl: A student of Pythagoras was killed for asking that question.  (FYI: He threw him off a boat for "discovering" irrational numbers.)

Guy: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Girl: But not any better than Simpson's rule.

Guy: If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Girl: But you can never hope to reach me. Ever.

Guy: I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
Girl: You can't intersect or union the null set.

Guy: That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2
Girl: You'd look even better accelerating through the floor at 9.8m/s^2

Guy: You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force.
Girl: The vector only makes a difference it it has sufficient magnitude, and is in the right direction. So yes, the length does count.

Guy: I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Girl: The Earth is further away from the sun during the summer. So obviously you aren't making me any hotter. (note: this comeback is only valid in the northern hemisphere)
alternate
Girl: And just like global warming, you're killing me. (I know this one is not scientifically valid as global warming is caused by greenhouse gasses and not the sun, but I don't want to leave out any Aussies that read this!)

Guy: You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Girl: But the bonds I am forming are not with you.

Guy: I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention my nickname is Sodium?
Girl: Did I mention my nickname is Argon? (note: any noble gas works here)

I'm aware there are many more nerdy pickup lines out there.

Do any of you have awesome comebacks for ones I haven't listed?

Or better comebacks for the ones that I have?

My Dad's Funny Pick Up Line

Just a line to laugh at

You: That's a really ugly dress.

Hot Chick: ???

You: We've got to figure out some way of getting you out of that thing.

So what do you think of it?

Don’t be a Weird Pick Up Guy

Too many guys get into pick up, drop all their existing friends, and when you fast forward a year or so, they are just hanging out with fellow PUA dudes, they have no female friends and are a little weird. Don’t fall into that trap, use your new-found skills to build a social network.

• Network, Network, Network

The more people you know the larger your group standing. Ask people what they do for a living, ask for their business card or contact details as “you never know when you might come in handy” This is a really simple business close I have used on countless occasions; Including Head of Intel UK, Head of Communications of the Three phone network and Head of A+R Sony. As you can see these are all real people who have massive value and yet were more than happy to hand over a business card, with their mobile number on, all for potential business and networking.

• Organise a night out, invite all your friends, tell them to bring friends

Friends have friends who have friends, and so on. Organising a night out once every 3-4 months will really help you become more social and get used to leading the group dynamic, raising your profile, especially on the night you organise.

• Join a club.

A sports club, a movie club, a dinner club, a sex club - whatever you fancy!
Meet people there, and invite them to your nights out. Again you are consistently building social proof, and increasing the number of people in your group dynamic.

• Don’t try and jump into an encounter or relationship with every attractive person you meet

Make friends and try to be a little more picky as your group increases, and you will probably find a whole bunch of people are into you naturally. Hold off from the ones you don’t want and look out for the one you do. If they turn up to a night you’ve organised you’re in a great position to hit it off with them!

• Put people in contact with each other

This is a key part, helping people has a big impact on social networks. Don’t give give give to people who only take, but putting people in contact with each other will help you stay the centre of all the interactions, and continue to raise you in all their eyes.
Building bridges like this is a incredibly good thing to do for your social life. The more people you know, the smaller your world gets, and you will regularly be bumping into people who know other people I know, and those people will have other friends in common who’s names I already know but who I have yet to meet in person. But I know I’ll be meeting them soon - and soon!

So, now it’s time to get busy with it!