вторник, 27 октября 2009 г.

Men fake it ALL the time!

Women think only THEY can fake it and that THEY are masters of the faking game. Well SISTAHS I'm sorry to have to burst your little burble. But MEN have been FAKING it all this time! I know I am a man! 

Yyou meet a lovely looking creature and say to yourself " Hey! Thats a nice looking gal! I wish I could take her to bed!" But since we are men, start the faking game! Take her to the movies, buy her presents, hangout with her dumb loud friends etc just to get inside her pants!

You know all those nice sexy little sms's and calls? Does not mean anything! Just part of the routine!

What about sex? You know how many men actually  think of other things during sex? Well all of them! Why do you think men sleep immediately after?

We MEN have eaten all sots of unrecognisable and foul conconctions just to keep our women happy! "Darling that was the best meal ever!!" Translation: Cant this woman even cook!

Men have been faking it since Adam and it does'nt look like things are about to change. As long as women think they have one over us I can only say DREAM ON SISTAHS.

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